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About The Book
The embittered fringe players of an unnamed Football Club follow rules of their own. Kidnapping a teammate’s dog for a gag. Taking potent painkiller suppositories to get through the living nightmare of a sponsors’ event. Ticking off their Pissants bingo cards to survive the weirdness of meetings with the club psych. Fangs, Stick, Squidman and Noodles speak in a cryptic code of inside jokes and WhatsApp exchanges, chained to each other by their place on the outskirts of the team.
Together, these characters present a jaw-dropping snapshot of life within the chaotic world of a professional sports club. The psychotic rituals. The dementing cliches. The adulation. The pressure. The broken staff. The despair. The life-saving friendships. The flatlining sexual encounters. The towering egos.
Trainspotting gets munted with A Visit from the Goon Squad in Ted Lasso’s Front Bar in this brutally hilarious, unhinged and at times surprisingly moving insider’s glimpse into one anonymous footy club – and what might happen behind the headlines, off the field and out of sight.
Product Details
- Publisher: S&S/Summit Books (July 2, 2025)
- Length: 416 pages
- ISBN13: 9781761633072
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Raves and Reviews
‘I’ll probably never look at Aussie Rules in quite the same way. While redefining the Australian literary boundaries of bacchanalia, in Pissants Brandon Jack – startlingly, shockingly and often hilariously – turns the footy sausage inside-out to expose the blood, guts, desperation and human frailty at its core. It ain’t pretty. But it sure is a powerfully evocative, elegant, and very daring novel.’
– Paul Daley, Guardian writer and author of Jesustown
'Brandon Jack has talent and daring in abundance'
– Christos Tsiolkas
'Brandon Jack is a force for good'
– Michelle Andrews and Zara McDonald, hosts of the Shameless podcast
'Like Andre Agassi's Open, this is a transformative book; it is going to change our way of seeing'
– Malcolm Knox
‘A yearning heart and mind propels Brandon’s writing. I’m hugely expectant for what is next.’
– Tim Rogers
‘I’ll probably never look at Aussie Rules in quite the same way. While redefining the Australian literary boundaries of bacchanalia, in Pissants Brandon Jack – startlingly, shockingly and often hilariously – turns the footy sausage inside-out to expose the blood, guts, desperation and human frailty at its core. It ain’t pretty. But it sure is a powerfully evocative, elegant, and very daring novel.’
– Paul Daley, Guardian writer and author of Jesustown
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