Bill Skelton

Bill Skelton is an idiot whose career as a professional cricketer was tragically cut short due to his lack of ability. Devastated that he would never get to play with Darren Berry, Bill turned his sights to two other passions: ventriloquism and sports statistics. When he isn’t performing with his beloved ‘Adam’, he is developing new ways to measure Australian Rules football in increasingly useless ways. His pickup line in bars was always: ‘Did you know that Billy Brownless once had five scoring shots in a game in which he officially only had four disposals?’ As odd as a Gryan Miers field kick but equally talented, Bill is also an animator who regularly dresses as the WWE wrestler and Fields Medallist mathematician Scott Steiner.