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The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom at Christmas

A hilariously farty festive picture book

About The Book

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ​
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ​
Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ​
With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high …


It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves – they're terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that's not all . . . They've got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . . ​

An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom series.

Also available:
The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom
The Knight with the Blazing Bottom
The Princess with the Blazing Bottom
Big Bad Dragon Club

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Product Details

  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's UK (September 1, 2025)
  • Length: 32 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781398518445
  • Ages: 3 - 99

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