Make Them Say Poo

By Stephen
Illustrated by Rudi de Wet

About The Book

Dear trusting adult,
You can safely read this very nice book aloud to your child.
There are absolutely no rude words on any page. I promise.*
Your Worthy Wordsmith, Stephen

*Note to kids:
Any POOr adult who reads this aloud will definitely say POO. I promise.
Your Grand POObah, Stephen.

This gross but clever book is perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to deliver giggles.

About The Author

Steve MinOn
Stephen

Steve MinOn (or Stephen when he’s naughty) was an internationally awarded advertising copywriter and a restaurateur before becoming a writer of children’s picture books and adult fiction. He grew up in North Queensland, and he now lives on Turrbal land in Magandjin/Brisbane. He won the Glendower Award for an Emerging Queensland Writer in the 2023 Queensland Literary Awards for his novel First Name Second Name (UQP 2025). Make Them Say Poo (Affirm Press 2026) is his debut children’s picture book. 

About The Illustrator

Illustration by Rudi de Wet
Rudi de Wet

Rudi de Wet is a graphic artist and illustrator known for bold, colourful and energetic artwork that celebrates craft, character and joy. His practice spans illustration, character design, hand-drawn lettering, pattern work and large-scale interior artworks, created for a diverse range of clients and collaborations worldwide.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Affirm Kids (March 31, 2026)
  • Length: 24 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781923293724
  • Ages: 3 - 8

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Raves and Reviews

'Energetic and colourful, with character and joy bursting from the page.'

– Rebekah Lyell, NZ Booklovers

'A gross book perfect for giggles.'

– Joy Lawn, Paperbark Words

'This is a clever, playful, interactive picture book that taps into the comedy of usually sensible adults behaving in silly, irreverent ways . . . With its jaunty rhyming text, bright illustrations, and a built-in game that encourages participation, Make Them Say Poo is pure light-hearted fun.'

– Barbara Swartz, CBCA Reading Time

'Parents and children are sometimes at odds about what words to use for some bodily functions. This delightful book pokes gentle fun at those who have qualms and encourages a more relaxed approach . . . It concludes with the promise (threat?) of a book that will make the reader say WEE. I can’t wait.'

– Mia Macrossan, Storylinks

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Make Them Say Poo

By Stephen
Illustrated by Rudi de Wet
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