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How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing and Find Your Inner Mobster


Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape.
In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn...

  • The three most common uses for toothpicks: "dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex."
  • All about honeymoons: "Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey."
  • To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest.
  • The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.

From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words "must buy" in the strictest sense.

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Jon Macks is a writer for THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO and various award shows, he is also the author HEAVEN TALKS BACK (0684852721) and FROM SOUP TO NUTS (0684869845). He lives in Los Angeles.

  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster (May 12, 2001)
  • Length: 112 pages
  • ISBN13: 9780743213226

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