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About The Book

A cosy paranormal romance, featuring a grumpy vampire and sunshine human, a meddling book club, a compelling murder mystery – and endless cups of tea.

Lord Alaric Valerian has a problem. His mother is visiting his castle for the first time, but she doesn’t know that Alaric has filled every room with centuries of his artistic projects.

Desperate, he hires professional organiser Winnie Preston to help him tame the mess. Yet Alaric isn’t prepared for bubbly, passionate Winnie to show up at his castle – she sets his fangs on edge, but the more he works with her, the more he wishes she could be his.

To complicate things further, Alaric’s mother arrives with a surprise in tow: a bride. Shocked and dismayed, Alaric convinces Winnie to pretend to be his fiancée to avoid the dreaded union. What could go wrong? For one, Winnie still doesn’t know Alaric’s a vampire, and for another, Winnie’s meddling book club suspects Alaric for a mysterious murder in the village.

Will their maybe-not-so-fake relationship survive once Winnie discovers the monster that lurks beneath his fangs?

About The Author

Steffanie Holmes is a USA Today bestselling author of paranormal romance, urban fantasy, and supernatural mysteries. Her books feature clever, witty heroines, dark and gothic settings, cunning witches, and a dash of sadistic humour. Before becoming a writer, Steffanie worked as an archaeologist and museum curator. From Dark Age Europe to crumbling gothic estates, Steffanie is fascinated with how love can blossom between the most unlikely characters. Steffanie lives in New Zealand with her husband, a horde of cantankerous cats, and their medieval sword collection. Learn more about Steffanie at her website: www.steffanieholmes.com.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Atria Australia (June 4, 2025)
  • Length: 432 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781761633911

Raves and Reviews

‘I cackled my way through this kooky vampire rom-com. The romance is swoony, the feel-good vibes are immaculate, and it all comes wrapped in bonus gothic castle aesthetic. An absolute delight!’

AJ Lancaster, author of The Lord of Stariel

‘Like Midsomer Murders and True Blood had a delicious, delicious baby. Who wouldn’t want to solve a murder mystery with a vampire that looks like Aragorn’s hotter brother? Fangs for Nothing is a sexy, kooky, gothic good time.’

Sam Hall, author of Bears in Mind

Fangs for Nothing is like the perfect cup of chai latte – rich, comforting, and with just the right balance of sweetness, mystery, and spice. I couldn’t get enough of our brooding vampire Alaric and professional organiser Winnie who together create a delightful brew that keeps you hooked until the last sip.’

Bea Paige, author of Freestyle

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